"Would you like some Third World Protein with that salad, Ma'am?"

Dear Organic-Salad-Restaurant,

While I appreciate your dedication to all that is local and pesticide free, I think I'll pass on the addition of the Third World protein (caterpillar) mixed in with my steak.  I admire those that are strict in their dietary habits (vegetarians and vegans, but not fruitarians because that's just bizarre.)  I, on the other hand, had no allegiance to any dietary menu...until this.  Now, I shall be officially switching to a pesticide-used and highly processed diet.

Gracias!
~RW

Caterpillar:  Regular grape for size reference.  Holy gross third world protein, Batman!

Ladies with Knee Fat

Dear Flared-Skirt-Wearing-Knee-Fat Lady,

  I was walking back to my office building today from an event and saw you with your flared skirt which hit you right at your knee fat.  And because it's a FLARED skirt, my eyes were drawn to your "Fatty-fat" knees.  No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with knee fat, Flared-Skirt-Wearing-Knee-Fat Lady.  If your intention was for me to look at your knee fat, Mission Accomplished! Good job.  I clearly noticed not only your flared skirt, but also your Knee Fat.  Some people aren't as secure as you, Flared-Skirt-Wearing-Knee-Fat Lady, but my compliments to you for showing off your Knee Fat!

~ RW


Ok, for those of you who are like, but RW, What in the world is knee fat?  Here is a picture of my knee, so none of you can say, "Hey! That's my knee that I posted on my not-so-private-easily-searchable website and that RW found on Google by searching 'knee fat.'  I shall sue you, RW, for humiliating me by pointing out my knee-fat!"  

"Knee Fat":  noun.  The fleshy squishy area above the knee where at one point you probably had muscle, but now have skin because you're a grown woman who works or has kids (insert your own reasons here) and don't have time to go to the gym every single stinkin' day to do leg extensions on some machine!

Purpose of Ramblings

Hi All:

So the purpose of this blog is really just a venting atmosphere for myself.  I think I am a moderately rational woman who has moments of irrational thoughts and ramblings which has to come out!  Also many of friends have said that most people don't see the world the way I do and it can at the very least be an amusing perspective to share.  Thus, I am inspired to share things that I think about on a daily basis.

Hope you enjoy!  Leave comments and/or questions and remember, "I'm always watching!"

Rational Woman (a.k.a R.W.)