I was walking back to my office building today from an event and saw you with your flared skirt which hit you right at your knee fat. And because it's a FLARED skirt, my eyes were drawn to your "Fatty-fat" knees. No, I'm not saying there's anything wrong with knee fat, Flared-Skirt-Wearing-Knee-Fat Lady. If your intention was for me to look at your knee fat, Mission Accomplished! Good job. I clearly noticed not only your flared skirt, but also your Knee Fat. Some people aren't as secure as you, Flared-Skirt-Wearing-Knee-Fat Lady, but my compliments to you for showing off your Knee Fat!
~ RW
Ok, for those of you who are like, but RW, What in the world is knee fat? Here is a picture of my knee, so none of you can say, "Hey! That's my knee that I posted on my not-so-private-easily-searchable website and that RW found on Google by searching 'knee fat.' I shall sue you, RW, for humiliating me by pointing out my knee-fat!"
"Knee Fat": noun. The fleshy squishy area above the knee where at one point you probably had muscle, but now have skin because you're a grown woman who works or has kids (insert your own reasons here) and don't have time to go to the gym every single stinkin' day to do leg extensions on some machine!
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