"Would you like some Third World Protein with that salad, Ma'am?"

Dear Organic-Salad-Restaurant,

While I appreciate your dedication to all that is local and pesticide free, I think I'll pass on the addition of the Third World protein (caterpillar) mixed in with my steak.  I admire those that are strict in their dietary habits (vegetarians and vegans, but not fruitarians because that's just bizarre.)  I, on the other hand, had no allegiance to any dietary menu...until this.  Now, I shall be officially switching to a pesticide-used and highly processed diet.

Gracias!
~RW

Caterpillar:  Regular grape for size reference.  Holy gross third world protein, Batman!